Wedding advice that you wont have heard before.
Planning a wedding is like juggling flaming batons while wearing a tiara—equal parts dazzling and chaotic. You’ve probably heard the classics: “Don’t forget to eat,” “Hire a good photographer,” “Break in your shoes.” But what about the advice no one thinks to give? The kind that saves your sanity, your budget, and your vibe?
Appoint a “Chaos Wrangler”
Not a planner. Not your maid of honour. Someone whose sole job is to handle the weird stuff—missing cufflinks, rogue relatives, or the flower girl’s glitter tantrum. Give them a list, a walkie-talkie (or just a charged phone), and the authority to say “no” on your behalf.
Schedule a “No-Photo” Moment
You’ll be smiling for hours. Plan a 10-minute breather with your partner—no cameras, no guests, just you two. It’s a tiny pocket of peace that helps you soak in the day without posing for it.
Create a “Guest Comfort Kit”
Think plasters, safety pins, mints, deodorant, and a phone charger. Pop it in the loos or lounge area. Your guests will thank you, and you’ll avoid being asked for a tampon mid-toast. (Ask me i have a great list)
Feed Your Vendors Like friends
This one is going to sound really cheeky however its true. They’re working hard, often skipping meals. A hot plate and a thank-you note go a long way toward getting their best work.
Don’t Over-Schedule the Dance Floor
You don’t need a playlist that micromanages every minute. Let the crowd breathe. A spontaneous conga line or impromptu karaoke moment is often more memorable than a choreographed routine.
Print a “Who’s Who” Guide
A cheeky little insert in your program or table card that introduces key guests—“Uncle Pete, legendary dancer and unofficial cake critic.” It breaks the ice and helps people mingle.
Assign a Dress Guardian
Your gown is stunning. It’s also a magnet for wine, lipstick, and rogue toddlers. Ask someone to keep an eye out for potential disasters and carry a stain stick like it’s holy water.
Practice Your “Graceful Exit”
You’ll be hugged, spun, dipped, and possibly lifted. Practice how to exit a conversation, a photo, or a dance floor without feeling rude. A simple “I’m just going to check on something—back in a sec!” works wonders.
Light a Signature Scent
Candles, (if venue allows) diffusers, or sprays—choose a scent for your day. Years later, that smell will teleport you back to your vows, your first dance, and your gran’s questionable moves to ABBA.
